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About me

ESEJ(1)User CommandsESEJ(1)
## NAME
esej / esejowsky — technician from the day shift, night developer, collector of lenses that "might come in handy someday"
## SYNOPSIS
esejowsky [-mode technician|photographer|self-hoster] [-shift day] [-coffee yes]
## DESCRIPTION

Name: let's skip it. Also known as Esej or Esejowsky. Official location status: somewhere in Poland. just know it.

Lives with Simba — Maine Coon, ginger, judges every hardware purchase with a gaze full of disappointment. Weighs as much as needed.

By day: technician. After hours: homelab, local LLM, WP themes, photo/video. Sleeps when he has to.

Writes in Polish and English. Everything you read here is his — no ghostwriter, no AI, regularly irregular.

$ uptime — ...

## HARDWARE
unraidtoo much RAM, too few disks. classic.
cameraSony A6700 + lenses that "might come in handy someday"
droneDJI Mini 4 Pro. Flies. Sometimes even comes back.
## INTERESTS
techAI, automation, self-hosting — motto: "why do it manually when you can break it with a script"
photo/videoleography.raw — raw materials, IG: @leography.raw. Sigma does its job.
culturesci-fi, anime, Expanse season 7 which doesn't exist (waiting for 4 years)
## EXAMPLES
    $ esej --task "fix this thing"
        > maybe. depends on money.

    $ esej --help me decide
        > usage: trust your gut. read the docs. then ignore them.

    $ esej --schedule "weekend"
        > error: slot conflict with homelab deployment
## EXIT STATUS
    0    done (by some miracle)
    1    something went wrong, but it works
    2    Simba walked on the keyboard
    13   too late, going to sleep
    42    significant error. the answer knows it too.
    137  killed by OOM-killer (motivation)
## ENVIRONMENT
    COFFEE_LEVEL   required >= 2 (black)
    HOMELAB_TEMP   max 35 °C, optional in July
    SIMBA_MOOD     0-10, undefined between 23:00 and 06:00
    DEADLINE       ignored if FRIDAY
## FILES
    ~/.config/esej/        settings (unavailable to users)
    /var/log/esej.log      tail -f, if you want to see what's breaking
    /dev/null              where some emails end up (rarely)
## BUGS
[CRITICAL] rewrites working scripts at 23:47 because "it can be done better"
[HIGH]    buys
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